This portrait depicts a young, handsome fellow. If you see an old, ugly freak, that means Armilla is up to no good.

NAG will always be a man of the people, even when he's old and gray.

You know, Lamb-Blaster 4000, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate. And I don't hate this.

You become what you create, as schmuckfeatures learned the hard way soon after finishing this image.


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