Meglar is talking my kind of language. Now just forget about the milk and add plenty of ranch dressing.

Livestock is just a dreadful. Absolutely dreadful.

kirby_1111 keeps it simple so as not to confuse himself too much.

JMichaelWright made this image which I'm going to go on record and say is a "thumbs down!" Boo! Hiss! Get out of town!!

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