Page Nine: The dramatic rooftop shootout conclusion
"SirRobin" restores his reputation with this bowel-moving tribute to the world of Photoshop clichés:
"LoinWorm" wants to motivate you to do great things:
"SirRobin" is very good at the Photoshop tool:
"Mr PK" still won't let go of the past:
That wraps up all the important images. Thanks to the Goons for their awesome work and can-do attitude. But don't go yet, because the show isn't over. Now that you've seen the good stuff it's time to board to the train to Putsville, where all the horrible submissions live.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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