Jimmy Crack Korn and I Don't Care
"Menacer" apparently wants your kids to inject giant fucking chunks of cereal into their veins:
"Menacer" scores another point by combining whiny rockers with awful cereal:
"Micromancer" wants you to cut the middleman and eat these already digested and passed breakfast treats:
"P-niiice" offers up this cereal that all the Hollywood big shots eat:
"Pooshanker" shows the cereal L. Ron Hubbard ate growing up:
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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