People occasionally say "a political race is like a popularity contest," or "an election is like a beauty contest," or some permutation of those phrases -- about 10,000 instances of similar sentiments turn up in a Google search. By contrast, "political race" + "childrens beauty pageant" returns absolutely nothing. Apparently the SA Forum Goons were the first to combine these things, and like computers and corpses, they make a bad mixture!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!