Brad The Vampire, submitted by me. That's right. I'm tempting fate by spotlighting my second vampire website in a row, this time in the form of a horrible webcomic with nearly 400 strips.

The deadly vampire powerwalks from roof to roof after the horrible moped accident which left his legs and back unable to bend, slowing just enough to punch the moon as he passes.

The Hostess Fruit Pie heist a decidedly kinky success, Brad leisurely sniffs his fingers and smells victory. And bologna.

– Corin Tucker's Stalker

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