Brad The Vampire, submitted by me. That's right. I'm tempting fate by spotlighting my second vampire website in a row, this time in the form of a horrible webcomic with nearly 400 strips.
The deadly vampire powerwalks from roof to roof after the horrible moped accident which left his legs and back unable to bend, slowing just enough to punch the moon as he passes.
The Hostess Fruit Pie heist a decidedly kinky success, Brad leisurely sniffs his fingers and smells victory. And bologna.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.