Brad The Vampire, submitted by me. That's right. I'm tempting fate by spotlighting my second vampire website in a row, this time in the form of a horrible webcomic with nearly 400 strips.
The deadly vampire powerwalks from roof to roof after the horrible moped accident which left his legs and back unable to bend, slowing just enough to punch the moon as he passes.
The Hostess Fruit Pie heist a decidedly kinky success, Brad leisurely sniffs his fingers and smells victory. And bologna.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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