Manos del Sino, what are these tortured screams? These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!

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ludnix relates the very hungry caterpillar's progress through an amazing variety and quantity of human victims.

Goodnight nobody. Goodnight to the old lady whispering "hush." Goodnight Gomegoth. Goodnight thread.

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