Manos del Sino, what are these tortured screams? These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
Rlyss plays "Old men on ladders": First person to get an old man to climb a ladder without telling him why wins!
ludnix relates the very hungry caterpillar's progress through an amazing variety and quantity of human victims.
Goodnight nobody. Goodnight to the old lady whispering "hush." Goodnight Gomegoth. Goodnight thread.
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