Manos del Sino, what are these tortured screams? These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
Rlyss plays "Old men on ladders": First person to get an old man to climb a ladder without telling him why wins!
ludnix relates the very hungry caterpillar's progress through an amazing variety and quantity of human victims.
Goodnight nobody. Goodnight to the old lady whispering "hush." Goodnight Gomegoth. Goodnight thread.
Thanks to Killgore and the rest of the SA Forum Goons for their creative desecrations of childhood memories!
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
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