Boss battles are often anticlimactic. Players spend hundreds of hours leveling up, navigating vast realms and completing picayune tasks, just so they can fight some villain/monster/Hitler's brain that's either dumbfoundingly easy or so invulnerable that they're forced to either abandon the game or become overwhelmed with feelings of frustration and inadequacy. The SA Forum Goons decided to mix and match games to come up with their ideal end bosses, and while these creations don't alleviate the aforementioned problems -- in fact, they compound them exponentially -- at least they make these confrontations much more amusing. But enough talk... have at you!
It's about time you showed up and started this theme, dregan. You're the only hope for our world. Trust your instincts.
Usually it's sound strategy to fight fire with fire, but Persidian recommends countering flame with bubbles.
However, Persidian also offers this cautionary reminder that bubbles aren't the answer to everything.
Rupert Buttermilk, thy next foe is... eater of worlds, drinker of spirits. Beware the binges of He who wears the crown.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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