A wise man once sang "short people got no reason to live," but he'd surely make an exception for celebrities, all of whom are freakishly diminutive. These stars appear much taller, due to chicanery such as platform shoes on their nasty little feet, but the Something Awful Forum Goons pulled back the curtain on Hollywood's lollipop guild.
el Gran Poco calls for investigative efforts to shift from Obama's birth certificate to his listed driver's license height.
Good afternoon, NAG. The director doesn't like this cast. No, he doesn't want them replaced. Just cut everyone down.
4steve wants to give Something Awful readers exactly what they want, and they want to see a little Milla.
Well, the movie star, NAG shrunk her so down far, but everyone said she was beautiful even without her height.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!