WonkeyTheMonkey wouldn't have made it into Photoshop Phriday without all those Make A Wish bastards breathing down my necks.

sodae cried at the end of Milton Bradley's Battleship.

Secks says he cannot survive underwater, but I intend to prove otherwise.

AKAPseudonym is not a beautiful neighbor by any stretch. I'll fucking shoot him if he comes to my neighrborhood.

onilly isn't going to win any hearts or minds with this scary book.

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