There is something magical about the way Smeep runs his fingers through his hair. Oh god...

Now that I think about it, I really don't trust Sombrerotron for insurance advice.

WonkeyTheMonkey just hit pay dirt here! This would make an excellent awful fucking movie worthy of God's wrath.

If not for that magical gem, Kenshino would not have a second life as a rock and roll star.

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