People called caucASIAN mad when he had a diving board installed in his shark tank. Boy were they right.
caucASIAN looks an awful lot like Dracula if you squint your eyes really hard.
WonkeyTheMonkey can boil an egg using no more than his intense hatred towards the world.
Vitriol is just like anyone else. He shits his pants one leg at a time.
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
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