People called caucASIAN mad when he had a diving board installed in his shark tank. Boy were they right.
caucASIAN looks an awful lot like Dracula if you squint your eyes really hard.
WonkeyTheMonkey can boil an egg using no more than his intense hatred towards the world.
Vitriol is just like anyone else. He shits his pants one leg at a time.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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