People called caucASIAN mad when he had a diving board installed in his shark tank. Boy were they right.
caucASIAN looks an awful lot like Dracula if you squint your eyes really hard.
WonkeyTheMonkey can boil an egg using no more than his intense hatred towards the world.
Vitriol is just like anyone else. He shits his pants one leg at a time.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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