People called caucASIAN mad when he had a diving board installed in his shark tank. Boy were they right.
caucASIAN looks an awful lot like Dracula if you squint your eyes really hard.
WonkeyTheMonkey can boil an egg using no more than his intense hatred towards the world.
Vitriol is just like anyone else. He shits his pants one leg at a time.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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