People called caucASIAN mad when he had a diving board installed in his shark tank. Boy were they right.
caucASIAN looks an awful lot like Dracula if you squint your eyes really hard.
WonkeyTheMonkey can boil an egg using no more than his intense hatred towards the world.
Vitriol is just like anyone else. He shits his pants one leg at a time.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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