People called caucASIAN mad when he had a diving board installed in his shark tank. Boy were they right.

caucASIAN looks an awful lot like Dracula if you squint your eyes really hard.

WonkeyTheMonkey can boil an egg using no more than his intense hatred towards the world.

Vitriol is just like anyone else. He shits his pants one leg at a time.

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