It is a shame that IZO was not a classical painter. His ideas are top notch.

I've got a Primo line on this fine, fine pisschrist parody.

And finally, Zack Parsons wrote this wonderful book on sale at Amazon.com or Barnes and Noble for a very modest price!!!

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