"illumn8d" keeps things fun and friendly for kids of all ages:
"gruvnor" wants to be a clown when he grows up:
"illumn8d" dishoners Don Knotts and is therefore my mortal enemy from now until the day I punch him in the face.
"ManiacClown" finally lives up to his name. I guess we can all die happy.
"Barbwire" parades out a bunch of crap. Oh no! I've been hit in the face with candy.
I have raised over $300 participating in quilting bees for the American Quilting Bee Society so I think I deserve at least seven minutes of your time.
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
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