AHHH THE FRENCH sleeps with the fishes. You know, like Troy McClure.

Television predicts future chaos will result if this ubiquitous cock silhouette gets encased in amber for posterity.

Weiner Hog hogged so much weiner that, sadly, there wasn't always enough left to go around.

I'm sure McClitcock could appreciate how BillyandCloneasaur won acclaim with the smallest image in the thread.

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