Donny Brook suffers from restless egg syndrome.
Thank goodness DevilOnYourShoulder is here. I don't know how we'd get by without him.
Bloody Hedgehog's work has suffered ever since he got demoted to the bush leagues.
Been a rough couple years for Bobblehead Biddy, but he overcame his crippling alcoholism and trademark vitriol to make this:
bunky committed some kind of thought crime here, I think.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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