Seth Huber's fantasy mate has plantlike features.
One time SavoyTruffle ate a bug and turned it into a dance move!
Seth Huber once took me to a rattlesnake rodeo and we ate [snake].
A rattlesnake rodeo is probably pretty close to what you think it is, KatDelacour.
Seth Huber drinks so much water they call him water dude.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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