I can't feel my legs.

Today's Update


Is pretty bad. Sometimes I'm a failure, and this is one of those times. Also this update was probably ripped off from every past Rich/Zack update on the same subject. I hope the both of them refrain from suing me.

On E-mail


I do read all the e-mail I get, and I'm very thankful for feedback. I'd just like to apologize if I don't get a chance to respond or whatever. The only e-mail I intentionally ignore is the three or four weekly "how do I participate in Photoshop Phriday?" e-mails, because, goddamnit, I mention the SA Forums twice in every Photoshop Phriday for a reason. But anyway, since the Daily Dirt started I've been getting more feedback than normal and it's all pretty swell, so thanks! It's very appreciated.

A Message of Hope From Tom "Moof" Davies


Livestock: Do you have a message of hope for the readers, Tom?

Moof: NO NOTHING

Livestock: THERE IS NO HOPE?

Moof: NO HOPE

What a rotten day!

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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