Is pretty bad. Sometimes I'm a failure, and this is one of those times. Also this update was probably ripped off from every past Rich/Zack update on the same subject. I hope the both of them refrain from suing me.
I do read all the e-mail I get, and I'm very thankful for feedback. I'd just like to apologize if I don't get a chance to respond or whatever. The only e-mail I intentionally ignore is the three or four weekly "how do I participate in Photoshop Phriday?" e-mails, because, goddamnit, I mention the SA Forums twice in every Photoshop Phriday for a reason. But anyway, since the Daily Dirt started I've been getting more feedback than normal and it's all pretty swell, so thanks! It's very appreciated.
Livestock: Do you have a message of hope for the readers, Tom?
Moof: NO NOTHING
Livestock: THERE IS NO HOPE?
Moof: NO HOPE
What a rotten day!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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