Is pretty bad. Sometimes I'm a failure, and this is one of those times. Also this update was probably ripped off from every past Rich/Zack update on the same subject. I hope the both of them refrain from suing me.
I do read all the e-mail I get, and I'm very thankful for feedback. I'd just like to apologize if I don't get a chance to respond or whatever. The only e-mail I intentionally ignore is the three or four weekly "how do I participate in Photoshop Phriday?" e-mails, because, goddamnit, I mention the SA Forums twice in every Photoshop Phriday for a reason. But anyway, since the Daily Dirt started I've been getting more feedback than normal and it's all pretty swell, so thanks! It's very appreciated.
Livestock: Do you have a message of hope for the readers, Tom?
Moof: NO NOTHING
Livestock: THERE IS NO HOPE?
Moof: NO HOPE
What a rotten day!
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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