While I haven't actually played "Deus Ex: Human Revolution," I saw Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka do so in the office during our designated lunch-time. From what I witnessed, you can drag dead scientists around and stack them on each other in amusing ways! But apparently once you get deeper into the chaos and conspiracy, this game becomes more than just a top-notch corpse-pile simulator! For example, there's augmentation. Robot hand is the future, and so is robot arm and robot eye. The SA Games Moderators asked for "ill-advised augmentation ideas," dangling Deus Ex-related prizes as an incentive, and the Goons came through with lots of submissions. Some of these things probably make more sense if you've played the game; others are just inherently cool because dogs.





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