Knackered means, literally, "fountain on a horse made of birds."
TotalHell can scarcely contain his enthusiasm for hats.
Everdraed isn't as horribly bad as he seems.
You saw "Little Shop of Horrors" and laughed. Defiant Cement saw "Little Shop of Horrors" and caught a glimpse of the future.
Mr. Flibble smells like red beans but he lives on an asteroid and they don't have them there.
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!