Knackered means, literally, "fountain on a horse made of birds."
TotalHell can scarcely contain his enthusiasm for hats.
Everdraed isn't as horribly bad as he seems.
You saw "Little Shop of Horrors" and laughed. Defiant Cement saw "Little Shop of Horrors" and caught a glimpse of the future.
Mr. Flibble smells like red beans but he lives on an asteroid and they don't have them there.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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