SlightButSteady presents a fellow who's not quite living up to his physical potential, much to the dismay of his dogs.

This "after" image depicts the same dude after just a few doses of a special elixir! (Some "poodling" is natural.)

Damn you, Bloody Holly. You and your poorly trained trouser terrier.

Don't try to fool us, DooDooBrown, this isn't even real. Is it?

Otik zeigt seine Liebe für die Tiere durch die Annahme techno retriever.

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