klaivu is part of the crew, part of the ship, and part of the reason I'll never own a dog again.
Like Chuck D before him, NAG wonders: Is your Lord a God, or is your God a dog? His answer seems to be "both."
Something happened to Mustard Snobbery on the way to heaven.
Otik couldn't have a dog of his own, so he had to invent one. It was the most unusual dog.
Shoes for pidgeons presents the softest nightmare to ever doggy-paddle its way into your subconscious.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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