klaivu is part of the crew, part of the ship, and part of the reason I'll never own a dog again.
Like Chuck D before him, NAG wonders: Is your Lord a God, or is your God a dog? His answer seems to be "both."
Something happened to Mustard Snobbery on the way to heaven.
Otik couldn't have a dog of his own, so he had to invent one. It was the most unusual dog.
Shoes for pidgeons presents the softest nightmare to ever doggy-paddle its way into your subconscious.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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