klaivu is part of the crew, part of the ship, and part of the reason I'll never own a dog again.
Like Chuck D before him, NAG wonders: Is your Lord a God, or is your God a dog? His answer seems to be "both."
Something happened to Mustard Snobbery on the way to heaven.
Otik couldn't have a dog of his own, so he had to invent one. It was the most unusual dog.
Shoes for pidgeons presents the softest nightmare to ever doggy-paddle its way into your subconscious.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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