klaivu is part of the crew, part of the ship, and part of the reason I'll never own a dog again.
Like Chuck D before him, NAG wonders: Is your Lord a God, or is your God a dog? His answer seems to be "both."
Something happened to Mustard Snobbery on the way to heaven.
Otik couldn't have a dog of his own, so he had to invent one. It was the most unusual dog.
Shoes for pidgeons presents the softest nightmare to ever doggy-paddle its way into your subconscious.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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