klaivu is part of the crew, part of the ship, and part of the reason I'll never own a dog again.


Like Chuck D before him, NAG wonders: Is your Lord a God, or is your God a dog? His answer seems to be "both."


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Otik couldn't have a dog of his own, so he had to invent one. It was the most unusual dog.


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