I need a bath. Bad.

AfraidToAsk

AfraidToAsk is for teenagers or dumb adults to ask their most embarrassing questions about their bodies. It also seems to serve as a landfill for posts that are much too stupid for the rest of the Internet.

FIVE PAGES????

That's our beantits!

Stand up in the middle of the bed and flex your guns for her.

An ancient power lies within.

Everyone on this forum was exposed to radiation at a young age.

I am indifferent to sluts.

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