"GlassEye-Boy" isn't inventing weapons so much as really, really obvious traps.
"SirRobin" comes up with the most sophisticated way of delivering the most primitive payload:
"Krispy Kareem" gives the Pope a real job: being a rocket.
"Musashi" brings the Amish into the fold.
"Washuu Chan" is thinking outside the box, which is okay, since we don't use it much anyway.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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