"GlassEye-Boy" isn't inventing weapons so much as really, really obvious traps.
"SirRobin" comes up with the most sophisticated way of delivering the most primitive payload:
"Krispy Kareem" gives the Pope a real job: being a rocket.
"Musashi" brings the Amish into the fold.
"Washuu Chan" is thinking outside the box, which is okay, since we don't use it much anyway.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
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