"GlassEye-Boy" isn't inventing weapons so much as really, really obvious traps.
"SirRobin" comes up with the most sophisticated way of delivering the most primitive payload:
"Krispy Kareem" gives the Pope a real job: being a rocket.
"Musashi" brings the Amish into the fold.
"Washuu Chan" is thinking outside the box, which is okay, since we don't use it much anyway.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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