"Paranda" is the fruitiest assassin of the them all!
"berzerkmonkey" comes up with a modest proposal on fighting wars and keeping population numbers in check.
"dorquemada" is no friend of nature, no matter what he tells you.
"BonzoESC" really just likes dropping things from great heights. It's his singular focus in life.
It's not exactly a secret weapon, but I guess it depends on how "spacemountain" expects it to be used.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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