"Paranda" is the fruitiest assassin of the them all!
"berzerkmonkey" comes up with a modest proposal on fighting wars and keeping population numbers in check.
"dorquemada" is no friend of nature, no matter what he tells you.
"BonzoESC" really just likes dropping things from great heights. It's his singular focus in life.
It's not exactly a secret weapon, but I guess it depends on how "spacemountain" expects it to be used.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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