"Paranda" is the fruitiest assassin of the them all!
"berzerkmonkey" comes up with a modest proposal on fighting wars and keeping population numbers in check.
"dorquemada" is no friend of nature, no matter what he tells you.
"BonzoESC" really just likes dropping things from great heights. It's his singular focus in life.
It's not exactly a secret weapon, but I guess it depends on how "spacemountain" expects it to be used.
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"For all my education, accomplishments, and so-called wisdom, I can't fathom my own datajack."
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