Cosmic Charlie wishes he had Jessie's girl. If only he knew Jessie's girl died last winter. He's going to be so upset.
Don't get mad, Rotten Cookies. If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it.
Now you've done it, Permabummed. All your talk of telescopes and androids has brought the space apocalypse.
Whew! Nevermind. Here comes Trent to save us all from total destruction with the crew from Babylon 5.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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