Cosmic Charlie wishes he had Jessie's girl. If only he knew Jessie's girl died last winter. He's going to be so upset.
Don't get mad, Rotten Cookies. If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it.
Now you've done it, Permabummed. All your talk of telescopes and androids has brought the space apocalypse.
Whew! Nevermind. Here comes Trent to save us all from total destruction with the crew from Babylon 5.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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