Cosmic Charlie wishes he had Jessie's girl. If only he knew Jessie's girl died last winter. He's going to be so upset.


Don't get mad, Rotten Cookies. If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it.


Now you've done it, Permabummed. All your talk of telescopes and androids has brought the space apocalypse.


Whew! Nevermind. Here comes Trent to save us all from total destruction with the crew from Babylon 5.


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