Cosmic Charlie wishes he had Jessie's girl. If only he knew Jessie's girl died last winter. He's going to be so upset.
Don't get mad, Rotten Cookies. If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it.
Now you've done it, Permabummed. All your talk of telescopes and androids has brought the space apocalypse.
Whew! Nevermind. Here comes Trent to save us all from total destruction with the crew from Babylon 5.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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