Rubber Slug predicts next-gen consoles will offer unprecedented versatility, like this room-heating boombox function.
Darth Continent reveals how Santa sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake.
Kobalt stopped a "yo mama" battle cold without saying a word, thanks to his strategic display of this very image.
Whenever pranksters like ImmortalYawn start adding stuff to dog's butts, you can turn out the lights, the party's over.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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