Rubber Slug predicts next-gen consoles will offer unprecedented versatility, like this room-heating boombox function.
Darth Continent reveals how Santa sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake.
Kobalt stopped a "yo mama" battle cold without saying a word, thanks to his strategic display of this very image.
Whenever pranksters like ImmortalYawn start adding stuff to dog's butts, you can turn out the lights, the party's over.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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