Rubber Slug predicts next-gen consoles will offer unprecedented versatility, like this room-heating boombox function.
Darth Continent reveals how Santa sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake.
Kobalt stopped a "yo mama" battle cold without saying a word, thanks to his strategic display of this very image.
Whenever pranksters like ImmortalYawn start adding stuff to dog's butts, you can turn out the lights, the party's over.
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