Rubber Slug predicts next-gen consoles will offer unprecedented versatility, like this room-heating boombox function.
Darth Continent reveals how Santa sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake.
Kobalt stopped a "yo mama" battle cold without saying a word, thanks to his strategic display of this very image.
Whenever pranksters like ImmortalYawn start adding stuff to dog's butts, you can turn out the lights, the party's over.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
SUPPRESSIVE DOG is overburdened with body thetans and refuses to cooperate with my attempts to audit him. I have no choice but to disconnect from him and adopt a better dog. 555-1294
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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