Saint Sputnik laughed cruelly as he watched a Holiday Inn employee refuse shelter to this motley crew.

Sir Nose was just, like, listening to Pink Floyd and chillin' and then, like, the faces started moving themselves, man!

Fl0yd is not worthy. That Lakers jersey, those goggles, and that "Koral the Klingon" mask aren't fooling anyone.

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