"dancehall" explores Gary Larson's morbid fixation with death and injury.

"Reo" combines the cuteness of kittens with the elegance of peg legs.

Damn, "sokkmonkey" is in a tight spot!

Not even the ocean will have anything to do with unisex bathrooms. "Nevermore" advanced to the tornado round.

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