River City Ransom touched by the tender hands of Ron Howard? "Nemo" dares to dream:

Two classic science fiction adventures make sweet love while "KaosFactor" watches with camcorder in hand:

That wacky "KaosFactor" has another trick to turn:

"Borfo" probably failed every history class he's ever taken:

Hey, that "Borfo" kind of sucks at Photoshop! But then so does Orson Welles. I guess it all works out in the end.

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