Dodging bullets missing by mere inches, AKA Pseudonym jumped into a ditch, took a swig from his flask, and scribbled this image onto a piece of paper before taking one right between the eyes.

This is the picture that landed El Penis his high profile modeling gig.

FromEarth meant to make a pie chart but fucked up so bad that he made this image instead.

mustdestroy made this thing that isn't so much a book but rather an explanation for the world around you!

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