schmuckfeatures seems to have made this odd looking thing! Well good for you, young man.

Potato Sheriff likes unicorns, long walks on the beach, playing warhammer, and making this picture.

schmuckfeatures harnessed his circadian rhythms to power a laser that carved this image into your monitor.

Mark my words, one day AlexTheGreat will be an old man who is slow to respond to questions and his wife will be overweight and she will have to handle paying the bills because he will not be good at working with checkbooks or balancing them. Also: soft candies only.

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