NewJackRuby only got in because this album cover was already hilariously stupid.
Bagnialto is going to offend some people's parents
Solvalou is talking about my favorite Toronto based prog-rock trio. Oh, wait, I don't have one!
Misogynist has a nice name and I bet he's single, ladies.
Edison invented the inverse light bulb.
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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