Welcome to part two of our educational journey through the world of Ninja Turtle related what if scenarios. Like last week, we have a big helping of great images featuring everybody's favorite foursome of crime fighting mutant turtles, as well as their allies and enemies. We also have a handful of the worst images submitted, along with some mockery of said images. I don't want to blabber, because you hate me and I get anxiety attacks around you, so let's just see what our precious Something Awful Forum Goons made!

Kamoc knows subtle beauty and true grace.

TerrapinAirship is very irregular and I am concerned.

Solvalou made this nice, firm entry.

geno1173 has the soup de jour all lined up to kick your ass.

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