I have no idea what this toy is but it sure looks like fun. Credit "MC Dookie" for saving the family farm:

Amputation fun abounds thanks to "Nimrod 'Felcher' Soames":

Now your kids can drill holes in their skulls and see whatever the fuck happens! "caldrax" is responsible for this, so blame him:

Now child and puppy can experience the greatest bond of all. "RoboChrist" made this:

"SirRobin" sure knows how to stick it to those little kids:

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