The Special Olympics of ISPs is made even dumber for kids. You can thank "Tepid" for rocking the proverbial boat:
"Bagpuss" has a new toy to teach kids how to read. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this toy:
Don't forget the sponge! "Captain Corny" has a fun new game that teaches children how painful and lasting death is:
Resident Photoshop messiah "The Yellow Yell" has a great toy to help kids develop self esteem:
Because children aren't goofy looking enough, "Electro" wants to put them on magic hover scooters:
Ensure your little ones are safe and relatively poison-free with the following tips designed to keep them healthy, outside of their teeth and blood sugar levels.
Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
Nightmares Fear Factory is back AGAIN, baby!
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