The Special Olympics of ISPs is made even dumber for kids. You can thank "Tepid" for rocking the proverbial boat:
"Bagpuss" has a new toy to teach kids how to read. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this toy:
Don't forget the sponge! "Captain Corny" has a fun new game that teaches children how painful and lasting death is:
Resident Photoshop messiah "The Yellow Yell" has a great toy to help kids develop self esteem:
Because children aren't goofy looking enough, "Electro" wants to put them on magic hover scooters:
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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