The Special Olympics of ISPs is made even dumber for kids. You can thank "Tepid" for rocking the proverbial boat:
"Bagpuss" has a new toy to teach kids how to read. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this toy:
Don't forget the sponge! "Captain Corny" has a fun new game that teaches children how painful and lasting death is:
Resident Photoshop messiah "The Yellow Yell" has a great toy to help kids develop self esteem:
Because children aren't goofy looking enough, "Electro" wants to put them on magic hover scooters:
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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