The Special Olympics of ISPs is made even dumber for kids. You can thank "Tepid" for rocking the proverbial boat:

"Bagpuss" has a new toy to teach kids how to read. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this toy:

Don't forget the sponge! "Captain Corny" has a fun new game that teaches children how painful and lasting death is:

Resident Photoshop messiah "The Yellow Yell" has a great toy to help kids develop self esteem:

Because children aren't goofy looking enough, "Electro" wants to put them on magic hover scooters:

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