The Special Olympics of ISPs is made even dumber for kids. You can thank "Tepid" for rocking the proverbial boat:
"Bagpuss" has a new toy to teach kids how to read. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this toy:
Don't forget the sponge! "Captain Corny" has a fun new game that teaches children how painful and lasting death is:
Resident Photoshop messiah "The Yellow Yell" has a great toy to help kids develop self esteem:
Because children aren't goofy looking enough, "Electro" wants to put them on magic hover scooters:
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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