The Special Olympics of ISPs is made even dumber for kids. You can thank "Tepid" for rocking the proverbial boat:
"Bagpuss" has a new toy to teach kids how to read. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this toy:
Don't forget the sponge! "Captain Corny" has a fun new game that teaches children how painful and lasting death is:
Resident Photoshop messiah "The Yellow Yell" has a great toy to help kids develop self esteem:
Because children aren't goofy looking enough, "Electro" wants to put them on magic hover scooters:
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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