Page Seven: Truly Disturbing Toys

Thanks to "CANofWORMS" your children can now experience that whole death of innocence thing a lot earlier:

I'm very frightened. That is all. "Cloaca" made this:

"DimpledChad" serves up this toy which will probably be a hit in Japan:

"MC Dookie" proves that being an evil hellbound sexual deviant can start at any age:

Wow! I think we've hit a new low! "fuckingtest" is to blame.

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