Page Seven: Truly Disturbing Toys
Thanks to "CANofWORMS" your children can now experience that whole death of innocence thing a lot earlier:
I'm very frightened. That is all. "Cloaca" made this:
"DimpledChad" serves up this toy which will probably be a hit in Japan:
"MC Dookie" proves that being an evil hellbound sexual deviant can start at any age:
Wow! I think we've hit a new low! "fuckingtest" is to blame.
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Let's improve landmarks
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