Page Seven: Truly Disturbing Toys
Thanks to "CANofWORMS" your children can now experience that whole death of innocence thing a lot earlier:
I'm very frightened. That is all. "Cloaca" made this:
"DimpledChad" serves up this toy which will probably be a hit in Japan:
"MC Dookie" proves that being an evil hellbound sexual deviant can start at any age:
Wow! I think we've hit a new low! "fuckingtest" is to blame.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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