Page Seven: Truly Disturbing Toys
Thanks to "CANofWORMS" your children can now experience that whole death of innocence thing a lot earlier:
I'm very frightened. That is all. "Cloaca" made this:
"DimpledChad" serves up this toy which will probably be a hit in Japan:
"MC Dookie" proves that being an evil hellbound sexual deviant can start at any age:
Wow! I think we've hit a new low! "fuckingtest" is to blame.
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"God of War is the realization of our collective hopes and dreams, not just as gamers, but as gamer-citizens."
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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