Page Seven: Truly Disturbing Toys
Thanks to "CANofWORMS" your children can now experience that whole death of innocence thing a lot earlier:
I'm very frightened. That is all. "Cloaca" made this:
"DimpledChad" serves up this toy which will probably be a hit in Japan:
"MC Dookie" proves that being an evil hellbound sexual deviant can start at any age:
Wow! I think we've hit a new low! "fuckingtest" is to blame.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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