Robzilla remembers the glory days of 1995. Maybe they could make a Duke Nukem sequel?
TotalHell is like a box of Twinkies soaked in napalm.
Captain Pancakes can't go anywhere without his prescription toilet paper.
Smeg_Sammich has big plans for his favorite can of corn that you simply wouldn't believe.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
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