Robzilla remembers the glory days of 1995. Maybe they could make a Duke Nukem sequel?
TotalHell is like a box of Twinkies soaked in napalm.
Captain Pancakes can't go anywhere without his prescription toilet paper.
Smeg_Sammich has big plans for his favorite can of corn that you simply wouldn't believe.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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