Internet Gentleman warns of wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
GnatKingCoal can glide and fly for short distances with great effort.
Dragola wishes you better than your heart desires.
Whenever there's a birthday party, Zero Star brings the Cheetos, pogo sticks and lemonade.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
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