Internet Gentleman warns of wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
GnatKingCoal can glide and fly for short distances with great effort.
Dragola wishes you better than your heart desires.
Whenever there's a birthday party, Zero Star brings the Cheetos, pogo sticks and lemonade.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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