The Machine doesn't do anything all day long except bang his head, start revolutions, and alter sign slogans.
TC_, Temper Trudeau and nullandvoid know better than PETA how to make KFC permanently unappetizing.
Thanks again to the SA Forum Goons for making every single image featured in this Photoshop Phriday exponentially funnier than the KFC sign I pass on the way to work, which reads "12 pc Holiday Feast, $19.99."
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!