The Machine doesn't do anything all day long except bang his head, start revolutions, and alter sign slogans.


TC_, Temper Trudeau and nullandvoid know better than PETA how to make KFC permanently unappetizing.



Thanks again to the SA Forum Goons for making every single image featured in this Photoshop Phriday exponentially funnier than the KFC sign I pass on the way to work, which reads "12 pc Holiday Feast, $19.99."

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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