Intelligent Reading for Stupid People
"jaybill" reminds us all that we are in good hands.
I'm not rich, but I think I still deserve a subscription to "Xealot's" cool magazine.
"SenatorASSFACE" better have some damn good content on his pages.
"Ascent" knows the perfect strategy to winning at life:
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
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