CannedMacabre is so meta he spends all day pretending to be himself.

Factor Mystic spends 2-3 hours a day trying to subvert decency.

TheSniperZERO is going to be up to his elbows in poontang when the ladies see this.

HOT BREAD! lives up to his name, I think???

TheSniperZERO can't open his mouth because it is always full of vomit.

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