phatmonky's plan to rule the world would have succeeded if he hadn't forgotten to turn the oven off earlier in the day.
Identity Thief, you need to make me a sandwich.
Send an email to GreatLeader for a trip straight to the moon, Alice!
CrotchGoblin is so madly in love with Alfie he just can't help it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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