phatmonky's plan to rule the world would have succeeded if he hadn't forgotten to turn the oven off earlier in the day.
Identity Thief, you need to make me a sandwich.
Send an email to GreatLeader for a trip straight to the moon, Alice!
CrotchGoblin is so madly in love with Alfie he just can't help it.
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