phatmonky's plan to rule the world would have succeeded if he hadn't forgotten to turn the oven off earlier in the day.
Identity Thief, you need to make me a sandwich.
Send an email to GreatLeader for a trip straight to the moon, Alice!
CrotchGoblin is so madly in love with Alfie he just can't help it.
Is the world ready for Staind By Me, St@nd By e-Me, and Crank 3: Stand By Me?
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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