phatmonky's plan to rule the world would have succeeded if he hadn't forgotten to turn the oven off earlier in the day.
Identity Thief, you need to make me a sandwich.
Send an email to GreatLeader for a trip straight to the moon, Alice!
CrotchGoblin is so madly in love with Alfie he just can't help it.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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