the_ruiner recently fixed a broken clock, proving his name is a lie.
FofR thought "Bride of Chucky" was the JonBenet Ramsey story.
SkanK0r has a name that suggests very low self esteem. Stick around after class, please.
One day Edison is going to wake up and everything is going to explode because there is a bomb set to his circadian rhythms.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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