the_ruiner recently fixed a broken clock, proving his name is a lie.
FofR thought "Bride of Chucky" was the JonBenet Ramsey story.
SkanK0r has a name that suggests very low self esteem. Stick around after class, please.
One day Edison is going to wake up and everything is going to explode because there is a bomb set to his circadian rhythms.
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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