the_ruiner recently fixed a broken clock, proving his name is a lie.
FofR thought "Bride of Chucky" was the JonBenet Ramsey story.
SkanK0r has a name that suggests very low self esteem. Stick around after class, please.
One day Edison is going to wake up and everything is going to explode because there is a bomb set to his circadian rhythms.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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