the_ruiner recently fixed a broken clock, proving his name is a lie.
FofR thought "Bride of Chucky" was the JonBenet Ramsey story.
SkanK0r has a name that suggests very low self esteem. Stick around after class, please.
One day Edison is going to wake up and everything is going to explode because there is a bomb set to his circadian rhythms.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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