You Darn Kids!"Decapod73" spits on the Emancipation Proclamation! HOW UN-AMERICAN!

"byrneout" helps ease the burden by appealing to young mothers everywhere.

"Splangy" is yet another one of the wise guys promoting unhealthy living. To the young children reading this: please consume strange pills you find in moderation and not to excess!

"Huge Midget" makes fun of abused kids. What a horrible man.

I agree with Dick, and with "dorquemada" as well.

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