You Darn Kids!"Decapod73" spits on the Emancipation Proclamation! HOW UN-AMERICAN!
"byrneout" helps ease the burden by appealing to young mothers everywhere.
"Splangy" is yet another one of the wise guys promoting unhealthy living. To the young children reading this: please consume strange pills you find in moderation and not to excess!
"Huge Midget" makes fun of abused kids. What a horrible man.
I agree with Dick, and with "dorquemada" as well.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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