Identity Thief just had the best day of his life when he found out he lactates root beer.

Binary Logic wrote a detailed LiveJournal entry about the creation of this shortly before breaking up with his girlfriend of ten glorious years.

CheeseDoodle wants nothing to do with this image now that it's haunted by g-g-ghosts.

Yes Man is so up to his waist in applesauce right now that you don't wanna know!

CheeseDoodle is a feisty beaver and this image is his metaphorical dam.

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