Identity Thief just had the best day of his life when he found out he lactates root beer.
Binary Logic wrote a detailed LiveJournal entry about the creation of this shortly before breaking up with his girlfriend of ten glorious years.
CheeseDoodle wants nothing to do with this image now that it's haunted by g-g-ghosts.
Yes Man is so up to his waist in applesauce right now that you don't wanna know!
CheeseDoodle is a feisty beaver and this image is his metaphorical dam.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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