Identity Thief just had the best day of his life when he found out he lactates root beer.
Binary Logic wrote a detailed LiveJournal entry about the creation of this shortly before breaking up with his girlfriend of ten glorious years.
CheeseDoodle wants nothing to do with this image now that it's haunted by g-g-ghosts.
Yes Man is so up to his waist in applesauce right now that you don't wanna know!
CheeseDoodle is a feisty beaver and this image is his metaphorical dam.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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