This is Mr. Saturday's second claim to fame. His first is for playing "Oriental Warlord" in John Carpenter's "Assault on Precinct 13."

imitation pork will be appearing at the 47th Street Mongolian BBQ this Tuesday to sign autographs and eat Mongolian BBQ.

InVitro opted to make this instead of attending his child's first birthday party.

damnhooligan made an awful mess in his stillsuit while making this.

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