No. 9 intended to take you to funky town, but could only afford Arby's.
Crazy Goat is good at juggling awful things.
Coleridge49 lives by the gun, yet, paradoxically, he dies by the gun.
You're going to want to sit down while you look at ChuckMaster's picture, mostly because only weird people use computers standing up.
Phil Collins Vagina is a little late to the train, but his ticket is just as good.
Spookypen was running around naked in the cold waving this image in his hands like some mad man.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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