Radio Paranoia won't be taking home any trophies for this horrifying twist.
revolver_pookie makes a really strong argument for leaving Las Vegas.
Only the Devil and Metanaut know the true origins of this image, and The Devil sure as hell ain't talkin'.
Mr. Carlisle doesn't make you wish for the impossible so much as he makes you wish this was impossible.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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