Radio Paranoia won't be taking home any trophies for this horrifying twist.
revolver_pookie makes a really strong argument for leaving Las Vegas.
Only the Devil and Metanaut know the true origins of this image, and The Devil sure as hell ain't talkin'.
Mr. Carlisle doesn't make you wish for the impossible so much as he makes you wish this was impossible.
Please consider updating your plan to include Trickle Down Antibiotics, the Millennial Meltdown, and other new options.
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
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