Radio Paranoia won't be taking home any trophies for this horrifying twist.
revolver_pookie makes a really strong argument for leaving Las Vegas.
Only the Devil and Metanaut know the true origins of this image, and The Devil sure as hell ain't talkin'.
Mr. Carlisle doesn't make you wish for the impossible so much as he makes you wish this was impossible.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
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