Professor Murda has a fairly appropriate name, I guess. I do question his credentials, though.

Goreld caught a nice big dead whore. Be sure to set her free, because if she doesn't come back, it was never meant to be.

I don't know, spacemountain didn't make this house look any less inviting to me. Very charming.

Unkempt probably shouldn't have hired that mentally disturbed landscaper.

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