Professor Murda has a fairly appropriate name, I guess. I do question his credentials, though.
Goreld caught a nice big dead whore. Be sure to set her free, because if she doesn't come back, it was never meant to be.
I don't know, spacemountain didn't make this house look any less inviting to me. Very charming.
Unkempt probably shouldn't have hired that mentally disturbed landscaper.
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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